Recently i have become more disgusted by, and generally more intolerant of the human race than ever. This is all the stuff that's annoying me at the moment.
A large proportion is fuelled by students, I don't know whether Bournemouth Uni hand pick a collection of the worst beings possible or it's just fate that they insist on coming here and ruining my life. I can't decide when exactly they reach their peak, house parties, when a group of fresher girls will stand (in your way), and even though they probably don't know anyone there apart from each other will totter about in their hideous new look kitten heels basically being the biggest arseholes they can, scoping out possible make out material by either A. making as much noise as possible to attract the most attention or B. find the most penis filled room and proceed to dance on each other like rohpynol filled toddlers, which only makes you look like a spastic slut but everyone knows dancing at house parties is weird and socially unacceptable. So it's either that or standing outside my window at 4am having a who's the biggest twat competition in which they all win.
Along side the above behaviour, and i would say a serious runner up for the most wanker behaviour is the sleazy club guy who almost definitely has a poor unsuspecting girlfriend at home, but i don't feel sorry for her because it's her own fault for going out with such a hideous being. Usually they operate by either being rude to you at the bar, but saying AYEEEEE afterwards which by the way, is the stupidest noise a person can make and is the least impressive sound to exist, or grabbing either your arm, or arse, as you walk past. Both are as bad as each other, if said male is an arm grabber he's probably going to be persistent and possibly grow up to be an abusive husband, neither of which are ideal, If he's an arse grabber although he's probably going to mostly harmless and the only reasons he's done that is cause he's a stupider breed of pervert and can't think of anything to say so hopes the action will ooze with pure masculinity, it's still an unacceptable level of violation. Disgusting. Getting past either of these stages is where the real problem starts, once actual conversation begins you can basically decide how much of a pripper this guy is within 30 seconds, it's a given that the first question will be about uni, which is a boring a tiresome subject and no one cares which course you're on, because you finish you will end up working in tescos or homebase anyway.
I am also finding facebook really annoying at the moment, i actually find it genuinely hideous when people openly advertise their lives via status updates. For example, the break-up moaner, 'doesn't understand why :(, so empty', i can tell you why, because you're an annoying spastic who doesn't know when to shut up. Or the general moaner 'is having such a bad day, might go home and kill my self', followed by equally annoying friends 'omg u ok hun xxxxx'. Yes their obviously fine because if they had genuine problems they'd be actually be hanging from a noose not sat at their computer refreshing their home page. Even worse is relationship advertisers, 4000 pictures of you kissing your other half from various angles isn't a pleasure for any one's eyes but yours, and when you break up, which you inevitably will because you're so annoying, said pictures just make you look like a desperate moose. It is both unnecessary and offensive that you would even imagine anybody cares enough to go to all that effort.
That's it for now, moaning is great.
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